I Never Learned How to Form a Question Properly?

I read once--well, I've actually read a lot of times--but one time really hangs with me because it was about being in love with soap and mice in brown suits, supposedly.

Two questions have haunted me since. One, I did not know mice wore suits? If I had known that, perhaps I would not have killed so many? And Two, I would not be in love with something that dehydrates my skin so much?

Then again, I did not write the book.